Friday, May 7, 2010

Word Pages

This one is pretty good. Especially the fact that the blog is so uncreative, it is aptly named "Word Pages." Sounds like a lot of really thoughtful insight went into this one. I glossed over it quickly, looks like it's just daily rambles from a person whose thoughts no one cares about. This one post stood out to me:
Yes, I can so relate to this post (especially the part about hating women. Women are THE DEVIL). I was thinking about how some days I wake up, and I totally hate people who wear clogs. Today I was walking down the street and saw someone wearing clogs and I wanted to SCREAM at them, "I hate your clogs, I hate you, and I hope you die!" Fuck people with clogs. Fuck all of them! There is just so much hate inside of me sometimes for no justified reason. I'm sure everyone's felt this way at some time or another.
I should also mention the About Me page. Everyone please read it. It's the highlight of the whole blog.
So far, "Word Pages" takes home first prize for the worst blog.

Embarrassing Veggie Gardens

Don't worry, my blog is not allowed on the internet circuit, but this person's MOST EMBARRASSING UGLY VEGETABLE GARDEN PHOTOS are. Phew. Now I can avoid the potential humiliation of ever having a subpar vegetable garden. This blog is a life saver.
There's only one problem with this blog. It has a pretty racy photo of some tomato plants. I'm not kidding, this photo is bordering on vegetable porn. I wouldn't be surprised if this blog gets shut down soon for its content.

Racism is Fun

This blog is so cool. It compares Foxy Brown to a monkey, makes fun of the way black people talk, and is blatantly racist in general. I can see why Wordpress wouldn't want to shut it down, it has a certain charm, doesn't it? I mean, they refer to Foxy Brown as "Monkey Brown." That's just pure, sharp witted humor.